Wednesday, January 27, 2016

New Member #3!!

Hey, fellow SCRATCHies enthusiasts! I have some good news for you! Anish Bhupalam was hired, as the chief operations officer, yesterday! That's about all for now..
Oh, and join the Chadbourne Eco Club!!🙃🙃

Friday, January 15, 2016

Follow-Up to Julia's Post

Well, so, in our last post earlier today, Julia listed some of the MANY reasons why you should sign up to join SCRATCHies, and so, I'm going to tell you how to sign up for an interview and test time with us.

(1) Go to Room 27 during one of the 10:35 recesses on a Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday.

(2) Find my desk. It's the one with all the Post-It notes on it.

(3) Ask me if you can sign up for SCRATCHies.

(4) Kindly request me to give you the interview signup sheets.

(5) Sign up for an available interview time.

IF YOU PASS THE INTERVIEW:



(1) Go to Room 27 during one of the 10:35 recesses on a Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday.

(2) Find my desk. It's the one with all the Post-It notes on it.

(3) Ask me for Julia and ask her if you can sign up for a SCRATCHies test.

(4) Kindly request her to give you the test signup sheets.

(5) Sign up for an available test time.

(6) Take the test.

(7) If you fail: Take a (1) retest.

IF YOU PASS THE TEST:

(1) Congratulate yourself on getting into SCRATCHies! Contact Julia and I for your assigned job.


And remember, don't think passing the test is impossible, because people have done it!


Why Join SCRATCHies Inc.

Some of you might be wondering, "Why should I join SCRATCHies Inc?" or "What is the point of joining SCRATCHies?" Well, that long thought of question will finally be answered right here. So if you have any doubts, read this.
By the way, if you want to be a specialty staff, you need to take an interview and the SCRATCHies test. If you want to join but want minimal responsibility, just take the interview to become a regular, or lite personnel. Anyway...
Why You Should Join SCRATCHies Inc.
  • If you love nature, the environment, being eco-friendly, animals or plants, etc. you should join - you will be helping all of them!
  • If you want to be part of an active company, then join!
  • If you want a brain challenge (SCRATCHies test) or if you want to be interviewed, join!
  • If you want to become part of our elite group of staff members, be promoted to "moderator" and/or joined in the community Love Our Planet, then join as a specialty staff!
  • If you want the job without the responsibility, join as a lite personnel!
  • It you want to have fun, join SCRATCHies!

FYI, this is not an advertisement. We are totally fine if you do not join, but, then again, if you do, you'll be helping Earth, and that is great.

Boycotting ExxonMobil

ExxonMobil is a huge oil company with a HORRIBLE reputation because of its anti-eco-friendly ways. You will not believe how many bad things it is doing to Mother Earth. For example, did you know that it funds COMPLETELY FALSE ORGANIZATIONS trying to deny global warming??!! And it is spending millions! In addition, it is the only oil company that flat-out refuses to finance renewable energy! OMG! These are just a few of their countless ecological faults. Please go to http://exxposeexxon.com/ to learn more. Even though the font there is super small, read it all - it contains a bunch of information you have to know about how ExxonMobil is being absolutely bad. Also, the information is great impress-your-friends-with-your-knowledge material. Thank you so much for supporting Exxpose Exxon in their beautiful, noteworthy attempt to stop ExxonMobil's cruel ways! Also, make sure to completely boycott all ExxonMobil's products. NO OIL! DON'T USE THEIR GASOLINE! Thanks once again!

PS: You probably don't need to worry about using ExxonMobil's gasoline because the company's stations and stores are mostly in the East Coast. However, if you have relatives/friends living there, please notify them!

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

New Member #2!!

Today I have some amazing news.

As of today, at 1:55 PM Andrew Liang was sworn into SCRATCHies.

Congratulations, Andrew!!!!


Monday, January 11, 2016

ABOUT JULIA ZHAN

Hi peeps! My name is Julia Zhan, the totally amazing founder and co- CEO of SCRATCHies Inc, (yup, that's me).  And, what's more, I want to tell you ALL about myself! First of all, I LOVE ice seals, including ringed and harp seals. I also adore horses, all horses, like, a lot. But, the surprise: I ... LOVE ... NATURE! Be eco-friendly and very nice and stuff to make everyone happy, okay? Good. I also enjoy cold food on hot days and hot food on cold days. Plus pop music ('hardy har har, like I didn't know that,' some of you might say,) and organic food. By the way, did I mention that you should, no, must, be eco-friendly? Yes? Well, sorry. Have a great day! Or night! Or whatever!